Matrix Cushion ..ATTACK!!!!


After thinking my night would consist of watching old brat pack movies and thinking about how judd nelson is quite proberbly immortal seeings though he doesnt look like he's aged since making the breakfast club.. i talked to the boys and the party was at tim dogs house for another infamous tim birthday party.

I only had a few beers but when i got there everyone else seemed to be absolutley waste o so i caught up pretty quickly.. and thats about when it got blury

i remember doing a whole heap of stupid shit with beccy becs including somehow making some similarity between pannigan and the prophet mohammed and saying that razza likes 68's ( 69 with a fat chick) which was funny for about 2 hours, and seeing becc belt out some duran duran song called " white boys" but by far and wide the funniest thing ive seen in a long time was the attack of the matrix pillow which becc thew at t nugg and his face was scruncehed up in a tight grimace of anticipation for a good 5 seconds before the pillow actually hit him in the face hahaha priceless

Also the 70's comedic stylings of kim standing behind a car stuck in the mud and getting covered head to toe in mud was also damm funny, all in all a fuckin good night pity tim passed out early yet again. It's now become ritual for the poor bastard to write himself off on his birthday...rock n roll tim dogg, p.s i woke up wearing a fluresent orange bart simpson watch, if i robbed anyone of this i apologise , i'm attracted to shiny things when im drunk ...just like a magpie

Saturday night was also interesting after work hit a mate from works house warming featuring a pimped out low rider and dj playing funk tunes in the lounge room. Outside i got into a conversation with a very passionate pretty young lady about some movies such as the wizard and ewoks : caravan of courage...
and thought this girls allright i could have a bit of chat with her..
then she started informing us of the "lawlessness of society" ahow the world is corrupt and then through in " oh and my dad gives me an ounce of weed to smoke a week but i sell what i cant smoke and get colonic irigations....WHHHHAATTTTTTT!!! then i realised ahhh no wonder your so fuckin edgy , your of your fuckin dile my girl.. got damm beach chicks ...fuckin crazy i tells ya... so we high tlaed out of there only to later find out that she got into a punch on with some chick who was trying to "Stare right through her" ??????? anyway it was a good night

Other than that i'm pretty fuckin dull i guess...
Jazzcats tip of the week this week is Arrested development this comedy series from the staes that u can get the first series of for 20 bucks at JB, fuckin funny stuff about a family who was insanely wealthy then lost there power when the head of the family gets thrown in jail. check it out

Hopefully your all keepin out of trouble and ill try and catch up with ya's on the weekend .

Whoop..whoop...whoopi goldburg

Jazzcat

Tonight on A current affair :Is your pantry infested with space rodents looking to make you gain large ammounts of weight ???Peter harvey reports...

Just a quick post to thank all the lovely lads and lassies for comin out to my work for dinner on saturday, the sons of bitchs made me work at the last second but i appreciate your kind praise of my bitchin cookin skills . Hope you all got ya moneys worth cos i know some of you dont have much ( god damm bludgin students!!)

Also lookin foward to our baysie boys weekend of debauchery at toc comin up in the next couple of weeks as a final aussie fair well to quicky. I think im gonna have to hide a large goanna or other reptile in his bed and spike his bundy with acid . Hopefully then he'll never forget us while he's over trying to pick up ice hockey players.. but seriously its all looking good so far ,quickys on the hunt for sheets for our toga party and i just picked up the best of bobby brown for on the trip up. if anyone else thinks of any sheananigans they think could be fun let me know so i can get the ball rolling. ( i've already got naked fire juggling under control )

Anyway i really dont have much to report other than that and the fact i got an awesome " vote for pedro" shirt yesterday , only you ppl who have seen napolean dynomite will understand the greateness of my shirt all the rest of you can wollow in shame that you A : havent seen one of the funniest movies in a long time and B: are not in on our little chuckle muhahahah.. jazzcats tip of the week is "electrelane "very cool brit band who make it very hard to catergorise them as it goes from some sought of french opera style to 80's garage rock . check em out if ya got time

Stay beautiful sweetehearts ( insert handgun noises and gun shaped fingers)

Jazzcat

Could i be the superfreaky love child of rick james? All signs point to yes!!

Ahh friday night under the lights at lani's brings back some beautiful images mainly of dressing lani up in various costumes while he's been passed out or cooking up early morning fry ups .. this time i just got 3 darts shoved in my hand and was tricked into watching animal porn and had an imaginary hankerchief waved at while wasted fools yelled out yooo hooo bigg boiiiiiiiii!!..curse you quicky, they're not gonna put up with those sheananigans in the land of the maple leaf my friend they'll lynch you from the tallest tree

Speaking of quick he's been talking about these hambugers from a place called urban burger in port melbourne for the last couple of weeks and raved them up like they were comapacted packages of pure joy served between bread. So i went to sample these burgers last week and being a student of the cuisine instantly realised that the beef was probly made out of puree camel scphincters but not wanting to hurt quicks feelings i kept eating ....unfortuneatly for me when i got home the camels must have decided to return to the sandy plains as urban burger didnt stay down to long...curse you once more quicky and curse u j-dogg for backing him up!!

Saturday night was a good one. After some poor form from t-nugg and the boys pulling out of a dowsyde show me and my ladyfriend decided to check it out anyway but it was sold out! so we headed to the famous croft institute to meet a mate from my work, the place was pretty pumpin and anyplace that plays rick james and dj quick tunes is alllriigghhhtttt with me , but my friend from work had been indulging in a few to many illegal substances that night and was talking so fast he sounded like he was talking yiddish , eventually after almost two hours of what i can only suspect was him reciting the kabbalah he started to loose his voice and me and mel decided to go and meet up with "THE" mikey, prince of monash at "pony" and rock out for a while, 2 hours later and a crappy kebab and i was all tuckered out ..good times

Jazzcats tip of the week this week is a movie called " The united states of leland" pretty big cast including kevin spacey and michelle williams about this 15 year old who kills a retarded kid and no body can figure out why. Quite an interesting movie and really well acted by the kid who plays leland

Also if anyones interested in coming to see the rock goblet waving fozzy with me then let me know !! at the moment im rockin out solo :( and solo air guitars just inst as much fun as back to back duel air guitars!!

Anyway better get some sleep gotta be up for a big day tmrw 6.30 in the morn til 10 at night...if only i wasnt so against taking drugs life would be so much easier

Vote for Pedro

Jazzcat

And a girl named cathy wants a little of my time...

I just noticed on the way home today that i associate most of the major events in my life to music. It's like my brain catorgerises things in melody form rather than processing it into data.

I still remember listening to jeff buckley when i was on the way to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time and being amazingly nervous then taking out the disc and listening to millencolin the rest of the way there , this was when i was still a quiet long haired metal head but i got so pumped up i lost all nerves and all went alot better than i expected, and listening to siamese dream by smashing pumpkins on repeat when i broke up with a teenage girlfriend , and two of my most memorable over seas moments was singing bob marleys no woman no cry with two italian guys who couldnt speak a word of english in the streets of ireland and listening to an amazing U2 cover in a galway pub with only myself and a pint of henieken

And even the not so major events are heavily influenced by it, it's like i constantly have some sought of movie soundtrack playing in the background no matter what i do. Every couple of months i sought of adopt a song which automaticly makes me in a good mood , helps me perk up a little and it feels like i'm doing something wrong if i turn it off, such as nutshell by alice in chains , where is my mind by the pixies, amen omen by ben harper and i want to hear you sad by the early november are just a few that have popped into the rotation over the last little bit .

This year by the mountain goats is my go to song at the moment perfect for after those soul crushing weeks at work.

Some ppl smoke crack to lift a weight off , some ppl start a fight...i just rock out haha


"I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me!!"

Jazzcat