All hail the double spit roast !! HAIL

ok this heading gives the impression that ive been watching to many shane warne home videos , but on the contrary i'm refering to the original less sordid form of spit roast ..

I went to my bosses 40th birthday the other day and was told that seeings though he was A a chef and B greek there would probly be a whole heap of food , when i arrived there was tweo bbqs filled with marrinated tiger prawns and roast chicken and lamb shpit and an amazing array of meatballs , rics dishes and other greek goodies to feast on as well as a fully stocked bar , god damm do the greeks know to party , i got moderatly wasted but was still able to hold civil conversation and walk stably on my own , but the other lads from work .....we're fucked!!!... the bar manager was of his nut telling me if he could go back to 97 he'd do it allllll different man and my other buddy from the kitchen joel was one of those ridiculoud close talkers when he's drunk , i was pretty sure he was trying to make out with me on several occasions and he talked so loud that melanie thought he was trying to start a fight with heveryone he talked to even though at one point i think he just wanted someone to pass the pretzels ...good times

also a big kudos goes out to J nizzle on his birthday ,, blind drunk..no pants ..fuckin golden jordan moment , that one rates in the top 5 my boy

I'm goin on a krispy kreme pilgrimage today with nudge , i'm probly more excited than i was the first time i saw boobs ..

and thats about me ... hope to see all you jerk offs sometime soon hopefully for wrestlemania night which rick has to fuckin organise real soon

Yasu

Jazzcat

P.S . thao melanie bought 2 pre sale tickets for you and her to go see that keanu movie in august so now you have to go or youll hurt her feelings , just smoke heaps of weed and laugh at keanu's ridiculous attempt to be taken seriously... then fall in love with him all over again