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Sunday, January 25, 2009

if indiana jones and rocky got together and solved crimes type adventure

and thus begins the start of my travel blog. i'm a couple of days off the mark so there may be some stories lackin but basic breakdown is im travellin for awhile and i started in japan bitchs the home of food in a can in a vending machine , electric toiliets and karaoke mother fuckers. first things first . the plane ride was a fuckin nightmare im 6 ,1 and it felt like the plane was built for midget amputees didnt sleep for shit and arrived in tokyo grumpy and thinin that ppl talk shit and it didnut look much diff from home...then i saw the city . we were staying at a smaller city centre in tokyo and it was easily bigger than the melbourne cbd great big lights everyhere and bustling ppl makes you feel small but it was exciting . chilled out for the night and had some damm excellent food and prepared to get up early the next day to meet bec and tad. Spent the next few days exploreing only the tiniest fraction of the bigger city centres of tokyo found japans biggest comic sci fi store which has some amazing stuff in it . but everything in japan is stupid expensive , i paid $10 for a fuckin coke today !! but ill get back to that. went a saw sumo a fewdays in which was super exciting ,alot of ceremony but thats kinda what makes it special, the next day started a disaster we spent to morning wonderin a fairly average market then me and mel broke off cos i wanted to find a japanese punk record store, except nobody spoke english in this area and trying to mime japanese punk record store is no easy task . so we left empty handed. after this we had a nice dinner and eaded off to our seedy love hotel for a couple of hours or dirt. for those unfamiliar a love hotel is a hotel for young japanese ppl to have a fwe hours of sleazy sex away from prying eyes . we had a cool jungle /bali themed room with some fuckin whacked out girl squirting milk porn on the t.v..and we'll leave that story there. that night we decided to dry karioke . we found a place that gveyou all u can drink till 5 am for around 50 bucks ..big mistake japan !!! we got there at 11 and sang and danced the night away till around 5 to every tune imagineagle and got completely fucked!!the night ended with me and jordan singin the song merri and pippin sing in lotr on the table with beer steins and jordan loosing his wallet and needing a former foreighn trade correspondant to help him find it. the next day jordan did that while me ,mel and jess saw the maggi shrine and harajouku park. This park is likenothinh i have evee seen crazy japanese kids dressed as manga chracters,goths ,little bo peep and some guy in a suit wearing a horse head doing some crazy dance in a ewok forrest...just down the road from chritian singers kung fu guys and jugglers...amazing .i love the idea of ppl coming together in the out doors and just having fun no matter age , sex or particular interest just a mish mash of happyness. spent that night listening to jordans wallet finder regale us with stories and headed to hiroshema in the morning(saw mT fuji from the train..beautiful) wich is where i am now an where i had a tasty dinner but yes payed 10 bucks for a coke but goot 1 free saki so i guess thats ok going to see the a bomb sitetmrw which should be surreal.anyway im lving the feelin of being away and feel like im learning something every second, ive basicly stoped drinking soft drink eat 3 meals a day and walk an averageof 5km ..i feel like im ageing like bejamin button. and i love it.

peace and love
jazzcat