You dug a hole in lani's house...you are in sooo much trouble!!!


Life's been pretty quiet over the last few weeks , had some huge days at work and it's pretty much drained my life force over recent times. But had some good nights and mandys house warming where shananigans rained down like wild fire and as always lani's on friday night
is full of drunken tom foolery , he should set a bar up on his deck and a big neon sign that says " lannigans Place" people would pay to hear some of the ridiculous conversations that happen on that deck , if you listen carefully i think the meaning of life has been worked out on more than one occasion but everyone always forgets about it in the morning .. we've also been missing some of the big time players such as quick , rick and thao over recent months which has brought down energy levels some what but the inclusion of " social brian" has been a welcome one , good to see he's woken up from his 4 year hibernation and decided to aknowledge that there is a world outside his lounge room !

I think that it's time someone gave brooke the ole double thumbs down for her snubbery since then recent accusition of a better half , Poor form player, i dont think most people even received an invite to see the new place ... ahh well

Went to see Big nudge mc millans new place in heidelburg last week , nice lookin place with a groovy litchen and a dopey lookin dog thats legs were way to big for its body , hehe hopefully be movin down to his hood in jan so look out sunday bbq's , i think im going to turn into the nudge and crach his house and eat all his bread like he did to me back in the day , i'll be like an older version of dennis the menace except ill come over and drink all his beer and make in appropriate comments about the guy next doors wife hehehe

Jazzcats tip of the week this week would probly have to be martha wainwright, she comes from an incredible music family and has a brilliant voice , im just spewin i missed her set at the northcote social club earlier in the year. i Suggest grabbin some of her tunes and takin a drive up in the dandy's it's my new thing to do at the monent , go grab a c.d and drive round till it finishes , makes me feel like im in some sought of cameron crowe road trip movie

Hopefully see everyone real soon, tryin to make as much time to get my party on but this is the busiest time of the year for me so if i go on the missing list throw a brother a bone.


" lynch Shannon Noll "

Jazzcat

Melbourne cup madness

As tradition warrants melbourne cup day bbq was at my place yesterday with all the usual players in attendence and our good friend grug cooking a bitchin bbq while wearing a frilly ladies apron , it was beautiful ..

highlights included

.the watermelon eating contest, nudge, les and emmett some how managed to eat 3\4 of a watermelon within 3 bites

. Jordan morphing from uni student mode to " Hey man i dont know where i am ,i think i'm on my way to mexico dude.. "mode within half an hour ..rock n roll!

. Brian writing himself off and vomiting in my backyard twice, the god damm girly man

. A warning to all bogans , next person to drop a patch in front of my house will have his or hers vital organs torn out by a starving grandma with no teeth

.and many other drunken moments of hilarity and self contemplation , all in all a good solid day

it was great to have 2 days off work and hang out with the homies , got to see a few ppl i havent seen in a while like nudge , raz ,timdog and lizzy loo which was alotta fun , pity the beccsta couldnt get around as she got to drunk of punch...just like a freakin american sorority girl , she's lucky she didnt come round cos our own personal letter jacket wearing "the tod" like frat boy Fister wouldve probly used such classy pick up lines as 22's my favourite age , and brewsky for yousky to woo his way into her heart hehe (just fuckin round kids)

On a more solem note a speedy recovery to our good friend t-nugg , you seem to be on a bit of a spate of bad luck at the moment cobber , but one day the heavens will open up and shower naked woman and good fortune upon you , god knows u deserve, untill then keep your chin up son and laugh in the face of bad luck cos these things have a way of workin themsleves out , and ya know you always have a crew of hardcore mothers to back you up when the going gets tough


brothers in arms

Jazzcat