Could i be the superfreaky love child of rick james? All signs point to yes!!

Ahh friday night under the lights at lani's brings back some beautiful images mainly of dressing lani up in various costumes while he's been passed out or cooking up early morning fry ups .. this time i just got 3 darts shoved in my hand and was tricked into watching animal porn and had an imaginary hankerchief waved at while wasted fools yelled out yooo hooo bigg boiiiiiiiii!!..curse you quicky, they're not gonna put up with those sheananigans in the land of the maple leaf my friend they'll lynch you from the tallest tree

Speaking of quick he's been talking about these hambugers from a place called urban burger in port melbourne for the last couple of weeks and raved them up like they were comapacted packages of pure joy served between bread. So i went to sample these burgers last week and being a student of the cuisine instantly realised that the beef was probly made out of puree camel scphincters but not wanting to hurt quicks feelings i kept eating ....unfortuneatly for me when i got home the camels must have decided to return to the sandy plains as urban burger didnt stay down to long...curse you once more quicky and curse u j-dogg for backing him up!!

Saturday night was a good one. After some poor form from t-nugg and the boys pulling out of a dowsyde show me and my ladyfriend decided to check it out anyway but it was sold out! so we headed to the famous croft institute to meet a mate from my work, the place was pretty pumpin and anyplace that plays rick james and dj quick tunes is alllriigghhhtttt with me , but my friend from work had been indulging in a few to many illegal substances that night and was talking so fast he sounded like he was talking yiddish , eventually after almost two hours of what i can only suspect was him reciting the kabbalah he started to loose his voice and me and mel decided to go and meet up with "THE" mikey, prince of monash at "pony" and rock out for a while, 2 hours later and a crappy kebab and i was all tuckered out ..good times

Jazzcats tip of the week this week is a movie called " The united states of leland" pretty big cast including kevin spacey and michelle williams about this 15 year old who kills a retarded kid and no body can figure out why. Quite an interesting movie and really well acted by the kid who plays leland

Also if anyones interested in coming to see the rock goblet waving fozzy with me then let me know !! at the moment im rockin out solo :( and solo air guitars just inst as much fun as back to back duel air guitars!!

Anyway better get some sleep gotta be up for a big day tmrw 6.30 in the morn til 10 at night...if only i wasnt so against taking drugs life would be so much easier

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