Captain Dork - Queller of evil ,Do-er of justice ...Robber of Homies??

Well the party was fun.. i magically transformed into a super hero named captain dork , who's super powers included 4th level magicain in D&D, and the ability to kick you bitch ass while speaking fluent klingon! BEESHHHPACK ARWARK PILAMLLIWER!

But i've takin my powers for granted, and used them for evil.
While me and the rest of Justice league ( Bundi man, Half arsed super man, and Captain Pedophile ) were turfing and evil do-er gate crasher from our headquarters i accidently tore his pimpin silver necklace from around his neck and decided to pocket it.
Now at the time i was rather intoxicated and preceded to do a jig over the spoils of batlle and received many high fives from all involved and compliments for thwarting evil yet again.But then Captain Dorks biggest weakness kicked in afterwards ..
Guilt-a-nite ..arggggrhhh!!!..

All i could think of the next day was " hey that kid was a tool , but what happened if his mother gave him the chain on her death bed professing her love for him and telling him it will forever incase her soul" or it was was the last thing his poor granny could afford to give him on his birthday before she went up to join grandpa god rest his soul" I know that these things are very unlikely and the more logical notion is he rolled some other kid for the chain or he got it from wanni market for $7.50 but still it's eating me up inside, why do i always feel sorry for dickheads , i think when i was born god must have been worried i was going to use my powers for evil and gave me a super consience cos i always seem to get into situations where i'm helping ppl or trying to at least and many times it results in me getting into some sort of trouble or getting jumper punched in the lip! God dammit ... if only i could be more evil .. ahh well if i see the kid again ill buy him a bucket of KFC or somethin.

up , up and away
Jazzcat