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Thursday, June 30, 2005

16 hours of straight work plus spotted dick= storys about fighting!

I was kinda getting into this whole blog thing as a kinda way to vent my daily demons and what not ,then it hit.. WORKAPALOOZA 2005

Been workin like john candy on a treadmill for the last couple of days due to the untimely absence of one work mate named mandy who had to take some time off to drive up to sydney and bust a move with somenes old relatives. Which in turn meant that i had to work a 16 hour day last friday with the other bogans from work making 300 fucking pies for rugby bogans who were to pissed to eat them! . On a lighter side though i was so freakin tired that once i hit a bar called barrys for some frisky 80's dancin and hit the $4 bourbs ( no melbos!) i was off dancin with thug life with a guy who resembled chunk from the goonies 20 years down the track.. good times good times.. Unfortuneatly for me the next day we had to make 10,000 pieces of food for bruno grollo s wife who is bringing out a book about some town near moe' , i'm sure it'll be a raging success *quote written while mafiso hold gun to my head and threaten to give me the old concrete bath under the new eureka building* after this i was tired..dog tired and such has been pretty much the rest of the week wrapped up nightly in a nice sage scented procuito bow.But today we finished early and hit the pub with our tip money.. i've now learnt that tradys +beer += storys about punch ons you or your friends have been in or seen..this conversation may go on for hours on end each story getting more dramatic after each beer ,ie: " yeh so i fuckin like 40 guys came round the corner with fuckin electric jousting poles and me and johno were like fuck but then johno remebered he had a fuckin taheitian blow dart in his pocket and took out the leader while i finished the rest with a matrix style vann damme axe kick to the head..Then we stole there identitys and cars drove to melbourne...and here we are" ahh tradies god bless them.. god bless them everyone..

Now im off to watch Rod " denture water" mcleoud blow me away with some rockin tunes at the fertree gully

Peace out jerks
Jazzcat

2 Comments:

Blogger Thaozee said...

You know full well John Candy doesn't work on treadmills...and that he's dead. Looks like you encountered tradies of the 'two shits' variety. Watch kickboxer again, with van damme. He does the most bogan looking dance man. Then he kicks ass. Rod rocked the fuck out. see ya somewhere

8:38 PM

 
Blogger malachi trizec said...

is 'spotted dick' some sort of veneral disease?

4:35 AM

 

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