Possibly the only man on the planet with less brains than Tom cruise!


I was just watchin on the news that apprently douglas wood the semi australian dude who was held hostage for 49 days by iraqi terrorists is now contemplating returning to iraq!!!

Now correct me if im wrong but if you had been captrued as a prisoner of war and held hostage and tortured and bashed for 49 fucking days due to the extreme actions a group of ppl have taken agaist war in there country and most likely the same ppl who we have watched over the last year fucking decapatate ppl for the exact same reasons doesnt that ring the old alarm bell and raise the question hmmm...maybe its time to find a job somewhere else..maybe somewhere that u dont have to fear death everytime you hang out the washing..

Its like Sam neil going back into the t-rex cage cos he forgot his stylish akubra!! you've tempted fate and won once dude dont rub it in the dinosaurs face or he's gonna come back and eat you while your hiding in the toiliet.. but then again this is the guy who instead of asking about his family when found asked about his fuckin footy team !! what an aussie !