BOOK 7 : HARRY POTTER AND THE REVENGE OF THE EGYPTIAN MIDGET

HUGE night last night...and it was really not sposed to work out like that .. got wankered at a friends from works place with the ole stunkcock then went and danced up a drunken storm in the city. I also succesfully managed to insult my friends room mate by telling her " i have no fuckin clue what your talking about" and " Your not what i expected you to be, mandy said you were the nice one...no not like that i mean like sound of music ,virginal nice...ok ill shut up now" haha good times. Then woke up with a bitchin hangover and had a breakfast that took 25 mins to cook and was delivered by a lady that looked like fran dreshers grandma on the nanny and there was also a child screaming " Mummy look at my foot" and a crazy lady who looked like jimmy page from led zepplin crossed with steve tyler from aerosmith ...This was wayyyy to much to much for me and the fistah so we bailed and got stuck in traffic in box hill and went and got a copy of the new harry potter book. God damm ppl like the harry , if he was real he'd be knee deep in the ladies i tell you what.. i bet u that kid who plays him gets laid 30 times a day and has a fonzie esque click system whenever he wasnts a blowjob. God i wish i was a talented boy wizard

Anyway the olds are away and i got the crib all to myself with a 3 day weekend , doesnt get much better than that. Headin over to senorita beccstars place tonight to crash an 18th b day( well i was invited but..) should be a hoot and half, we'll teach these youngsters a thing or two !! anyway time to get stuck into harry and a toasted cheese sanger. Tip for the day: Dont let security guards take photos of you while your badly hungover and lining up to by a childrens book !

Keepin it real
Jazzcat