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Monday, July 04, 2005

NOW IT'S TIME FOR " ARE YOU THE ULTIMATE ROCK GOD" DING DING DING !!!

Larry-ok jazzcat welcome to " are you the ultimate rock god"
ME- thanks larry glad to be here
Larry- i hear your somewhat of the music fan and consider yourself in the know in most aspects of the music world
Me- i sure do larry
Larry - Ok then jazzcat here is the first question in proving you are "the ultimate rock god"
Me- sock it to me you pint sized adonis
Larry- Do u own ...Dark side of the moon a must for all music fans
Me- errr...no
Larry- ok then... How many led zepplin albums do you own
Me- ummmm...( counts fingers) none..
Larry - ( under the breath loser cough) well thanks for playing heres a copy of patula clarks greatest hits now get off the stage before i break your pelvis with my axe !
Larry wails out 16 minute solo mainly played with teeth on flaming fender strat while jazzcat gets hit on by mark holden back stage NOOOOOO!!!

I realised today while listening to a long haired hippy explain to some lady in a business suit why dark side of the moon changed musicial history that i consider myself somewhat of the rock coniseur but i own no zepplin or pink floyd albums ... so i decided to change this stat so i hit dragonfly records on elizabeth st ( which has all c.ds under $15) and got some classic including the fore mentioned as well as some velvet underground and huey lewis and the news ( dont you dare say the 80's isnt cool) .

i now believe that i have made it up to larry and myself and all is right with the universe again...phew..

no i will not hold your hand holden , got back to ogling marcia hines in the add breaks and sneaking gullible australian idol fans back to your dressing room with the promise of meeting Callea , stick to what you know baby! , and ill stick to rockin out owwwwwww

PEACE , LOVE AND ROCK'N'ROLL BABY
jAZZCAT

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