YOUR A GIRL , IM A GIRL EYYYYYYYY!!!!

Oh what a night, last night was something straight out of a teenage comedy !! There was "A" material happening at regular intervels , most of it was in some way connected to j dogg but hey when he's on fire that boy is on FIRE!!.

Who else has had a radom chick affectionatly named "elektra" mount them rub there boobs in there face and proceed to make out with them while there friends hooted and hollared like drunken red necks at a cheerleader convention.. i thik the fact that we told her that j dogg was an ex air force pilot might have gave him the slightest leg up the scond time she came for a chat but then starting conversation with her stone cold steve austin look alike "friend "most likely about drunken tom foolery probly didnt help old fly boys case and Stone cold probly dragged poor elektra out of there and laid the spousal smack down cos j doggs to much of a maverick , You've got to learn to keep these missions confidential dude dont tell the wasted hussys giant boyfriend what u just did to his girl.. Me and the rest of the lads were limbering up on the dance floor ready to save the day but hey...

The rest of the night was pretty much , jordan drinking tequila, then hiding in a pile of vomit in the toiliets then bustin out shouting wooooooooooooo and dancing around in circles, me and t-nugg pulling rock goblets to belinda carlile and quicky trying to fend of lowly gutter trash and also me scampering away from a rotund girl in a tight top who came up behind me and tried to lift off my t shirt rubbed my blistering abs ( HA) and shoved her hand in the front of my pants , i then run off and sulked about feeling violated, now i know how girls feel when dirty bogans feel them up..

The rest is a blur, there was another bar with crap beer and some how we got into crwon where i spelt my name with to many r's and a messy scribble of other constanents and we stalked around for a bit ate maccas breakfast then i somehow ended up at home with a lot less money than i started with... An adventure fit for spielburg

Just on a side note thanks to the kid and kate -o for the lift there, hope you enjoyed the views and free beer, i'm a man with many connectionS HEHE

This is also i new part called JAZZ CATS PICK OF THE WEEK.. where i can say what im diggin this week.And this weeks topic is a band called "The Mountain goats" fantastic accoustic rock duo with lyrics that i think compares them to a simon and garfunkal of the new millenium .Deep thought provoking stuff sung with a unique voice and a fantasic rustic type sound of there early performings. They're touring in september and me and a few of the lads will be there boppin along and badda ba ba ba fellin groovy . Vheck them out if youve got time, A song called "cubs in five" is what won me over to the goat side.

Anyway i'm out might go see Rock school and catch a bite of fine italian with me lady friend tnght

we built this city y'all
Jazzcat