Matrix Cushion ..ATTACK!!!!


After thinking my night would consist of watching old brat pack movies and thinking about how judd nelson is quite proberbly immortal seeings though he doesnt look like he's aged since making the breakfast club.. i talked to the boys and the party was at tim dogs house for another infamous tim birthday party.

I only had a few beers but when i got there everyone else seemed to be absolutley waste o so i caught up pretty quickly.. and thats about when it got blury

i remember doing a whole heap of stupid shit with beccy becs including somehow making some similarity between pannigan and the prophet mohammed and saying that razza likes 68's ( 69 with a fat chick) which was funny for about 2 hours, and seeing becc belt out some duran duran song called " white boys" but by far and wide the funniest thing ive seen in a long time was the attack of the matrix pillow which becc thew at t nugg and his face was scruncehed up in a tight grimace of anticipation for a good 5 seconds before the pillow actually hit him in the face hahaha priceless

Also the 70's comedic stylings of kim standing behind a car stuck in the mud and getting covered head to toe in mud was also damm funny, all in all a fuckin good night pity tim passed out early yet again. It's now become ritual for the poor bastard to write himself off on his birthday...rock n roll tim dogg, p.s i woke up wearing a fluresent orange bart simpson watch, if i robbed anyone of this i apologise , i'm attracted to shiny things when im drunk ...just like a magpie

Saturday night was also interesting after work hit a mate from works house warming featuring a pimped out low rider and dj playing funk tunes in the lounge room. Outside i got into a conversation with a very passionate pretty young lady about some movies such as the wizard and ewoks : caravan of courage...
and thought this girls allright i could have a bit of chat with her..
then she started informing us of the "lawlessness of society" ahow the world is corrupt and then through in " oh and my dad gives me an ounce of weed to smoke a week but i sell what i cant smoke and get colonic irigations....WHHHHAATTTTTTT!!! then i realised ahhh no wonder your so fuckin edgy , your of your fuckin dile my girl.. got damm beach chicks ...fuckin crazy i tells ya... so we high tlaed out of there only to later find out that she got into a punch on with some chick who was trying to "Stare right through her" ??????? anyway it was a good night

Other than that i'm pretty fuckin dull i guess...
Jazzcats tip of the week this week is Arrested development this comedy series from the staes that u can get the first series of for 20 bucks at JB, fuckin funny stuff about a family who was insanely wealthy then lost there power when the head of the family gets thrown in jail. check it out

Hopefully your all keepin out of trouble and ill try and catch up with ya's on the weekend .

Whoop..whoop...whoopi goldburg

Jazzcat