Tonight on A current affair :Is your pantry infested with space rodents looking to make you gain large ammounts of weight ???Peter harvey reports...

Just a quick post to thank all the lovely lads and lassies for comin out to my work for dinner on saturday, the sons of bitchs made me work at the last second but i appreciate your kind praise of my bitchin cookin skills . Hope you all got ya moneys worth cos i know some of you dont have much ( god damm bludgin students!!)

Also lookin foward to our baysie boys weekend of debauchery at toc comin up in the next couple of weeks as a final aussie fair well to quicky. I think im gonna have to hide a large goanna or other reptile in his bed and spike his bundy with acid . Hopefully then he'll never forget us while he's over trying to pick up ice hockey players.. but seriously its all looking good so far ,quickys on the hunt for sheets for our toga party and i just picked up the best of bobby brown for on the trip up. if anyone else thinks of any sheananigans they think could be fun let me know so i can get the ball rolling. ( i've already got naked fire juggling under control )

Anyway i really dont have much to report other than that and the fact i got an awesome " vote for pedro" shirt yesterday , only you ppl who have seen napolean dynomite will understand the greateness of my shirt all the rest of you can wollow in shame that you A : havent seen one of the funniest movies in a long time and B: are not in on our little chuckle muhahahah.. jazzcats tip of the week is "electrelane "very cool brit band who make it very hard to catergorise them as it goes from some sought of french opera style to 80's garage rock . check em out if ya got time

Stay beautiful sweetehearts ( insert handgun noises and gun shaped fingers)

Jazzcat