Peer group pressure made me do it !


Man it's been a long time since i could be bothered updating this , been crazy busy havent had enough time to do up my own pants, had to wear fuckin shorts anywhere , ( half the preperation time that goes into pants) . Anyway its been such a long time since i ve had a crack at this that i dont even know what to put in , i'm sure theres been all types of quirky anecdotes that have happened over the last few months but fucked if i can recall any of them , my life's is currently a whir of knife chops and a crazy cakling head laughing at my slow decent into madness

I 've recently started a new job down brighton way and am enjoying it heaps ( great english douchebag) but i think im on my way to joining what i have coined as the lonely chef club , i shall explain , all chefs work crazy hours and usually work weekends so scumbags like yourselves can go out and enjoy dinner with your friends and family to escape the daily drag of your grueling 9-5 jobs whyile i stay in and cook for you , this ensures that our social lives are basicly nill seeings as we get off work late and have to start again early the next morning , i've observed over a while that most older chefs basicly have no social lives outside the industry , so cook all day and then hang out with other cooks during there time off , once socail butterflys eventually end up sitting on a porch with that old kitchenhand from uberusefvasfestan sippin on beers with tired knees and tireder backs wondering whatever happened to the legion of buddies they had when they were younger .. But thats not gonna be me baby ..no sireee ..they're not gonna get me, ( cue 80's athem " i want to break free" ) so as some of the lads have pointed out that i look a little glum lately , or even going as far as to call me grumpy jarrod ( this after i give them a ride home at 2 in the morning they get me lost and shout obscene things at woman on the side of the road which causes them to hurl bottles at my car!!!!!) cut a brother some slack . i 'm workin on it ok

in other news thao is the loudest motherfucker on the planet and i'm thinking of giving him the nickname " The new people repelent " as anyone who doesnt know our group is automatically repelled by his loud voice and non sensical rants . Bah but with buddys like him who need s new people , most of them are jerk offs anyway.

not long now till quicky gets back , i'm gonna pummel him with meatpies and beer cans when he gets back from the airport so i can de-program him from his canadian ways , sure do miss that rowdy bugger sometimes ...john denver like a mother fucker boyyyyyyyyy

well its one of my few days off today and i got alot to do , hope all is well withn the world and see you all soon

Rastafie

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