Don't believe the hype

Ron howard should have stayed at what he knows best and thats jerkin off russell crowe and pickin up after the fonzs left over ladies , because he certainly made a mess of what is a fantastic story in the da vinci code

I had to get up early today for a car service and decided well im up early ill go see the da vinci code , BOLLOCKS it was long winded ,dull and extremely badly acted they would have been better of getting mr kelly from hey dad to play the lead cos tom hanks looked about as keen to be there as he would be of the prospect of a blow job from jaws , audrey tatou although brilliant in previous movies looked and sounded like they taught her english the day before ...and she didnt understand a word she was saying , not only that but the music is terrible as well where were the big sounds and scores that a blockbuster deserves ?? if i want dull elevator music ill walk around target for 3 hours, ian mckellen was ok though and so was paul betanny but other than that it only derserves about 2.5 out of 5 and thats just because the actual story it self is good.

They couldve made it a classic but they turned it into a soon to be on dvd chunk of crap, god i hope x men is good or else im gonna cry

I read on kate's blog thao wants to get a tattoo , do i smells a body art ode to jean cladue a brewin ...heres hoping..and in response to bryans idea of getting stupid white devil tattoed on him in asian characters , brilliant idea in theory but after the first initiall chuckle you d be over it , imagine explainin that one to one of the buxom ladies at the dorset bryan...bad idea brother

Me , Rick and emmett are bowling gods , and we owe it all to horns !rock n roll will help you bowl baby owwwwwwwwwwwww..and you guys didnt wanna go , wanted to get home in time to watch re runs of the nanny or some shit ..losers ...bowlings the sport of kings

saw the last 3 rounds of the boxing , realised to to start wioth i liked anthony mundine but actually he's a total tool bag...

jazzcats tip of the week is Dont see the da vinci code instead go and hire Thumbsucker , half the price ,twice as good


a photo of britany spears where she doesnt look like a domestic abuse case is the modern day holy grail


can i get a amen

Jazzcat